Guilty Pressure started in 2017 as a playful corner of the internet for looner content: inflatables, beach balls and balloons, from riding and bouncing to popping and deflating. After a break from 2022, we’re back, active again since 2025 on Patreon as Inflatable Looner Girl by Guilty Pressure. Today we’re sharing two things: a brand-new tool and a clearer set of membership tiers. 🎈
Meet the Beach Ball Configurator
Ever wanted a beach ball that looks exactly the way you imagine it? The Beach Ball Configurator lets members design their own custom beach ball right on guiltypressure.com, with a live 3D preview that updates as you go.
Here’s what you can play with:
- Panels: choose 6, 8 or 12
- Colours: pick your colours with PMS codes
- Prints: add a print to each panel
- Finish and valve: choose the finish and the type of valve
- SPH (ball-in-ball): add an inner ball
- Handles: add them if you want
When your design is ready, you can download a PDF with placement guides and cut lines. It includes Chinese explanations for manufacturers in China. You also get the print files and a list of questions to ask your manufacturer.
The configurator is based on our own test orders with manufacturers, so it’s built from real experience rather than guesswork. 🔥 It’s a design and briefing tool: your manufacturer always has the final say on what can be made and how.
The membership tiers
Everything runs through Patreon. Here’s the full line-up (prices per month):
| Price | Tier | What you get |
|---|---|---|
| €4 | Low Pressure · Evelyn solo only | Evelyn solo archive |
| €5 | Rising Pressure · Evelyn solo, Simone solo | Evelyn solo + Simone solo archive |
| €6 | High Pressure · Full Archive | The whole legacy archive: Evelyn, Simone, Evelyn & Brianna |
| €7 | Beach Ball Configurator | The Beach Ball Configurator only, no clips |
| €8 | High Pressure + Configurator | The whole legacy archive + the configurator |
| €19 | New Content Guilty Pressure | New Evelyn content, the whole archive and the configurator (opens soon, see below) |
There’s also a free tier if you just want to follow along (it doesn’t include full clips). And individual legacy posts can still be bought on Patreon.
What about new content?
New content is coming! We have a backlog of fresh Evelyn clips that we’re editing right now. Once the first ones are ready, they’ll be exclusive to the €19 New Content tier and won’t be sold as separate posts. Until then, the New Content tier isn’t open yet: keep an eye on our Patreon for the announcement. 👀 New content with other models may follow later, in a separate tier.
Not ready to join? Trailers are free
Trailers stay free to watch on the site, so you can take a look before you decide.
How logging in works
Legacy full clips work through the link in the Patreon post, with no extra login. To open the configurator (and, soon, the new full clips) on guiltypressure.com, you log in with “Log in with Patreon”. It’s secure through Patreon itself, and we don’t store passwords or email addresses. Your login stays active for 24 hours.
Ready to join?
Whether you want the archive, the configurator, or both, there’s a tier for you. Pick the one that fits and come say hi.
Join Guilty Pressure on Patreon 💦
Welcome to the pressure.
The Beach Ball Configurator and all full clips are available to members. Trailers are free for everyone.